Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Ah Europe.
Americans are all too eager to accept the cultural superiority of Europeans as gospel, particularly NorthEastern liberals. Europe has "free" health care! Europe didn't embroil itself in Iraq! It has culture!

Fucking bullshit. Europe's economies are a train wreck. Their socialist policies have failed to curb rampant unemployment and poor economic growth. They have been the model for the failure of long-term psuedo-socialist Keynesian policy.

6.1% unemployment in America is a crisis. That would be the lowest rate in France since, what, WWII? And that prick Sarkozy is wagging his finger at America about its policies?
But don't worry, Europe can keep up its pointless Schadenfreude party, because Germany and Ireland have guaranteed all bank deposits. Sure, their national debt would be something like 325% of GDP if that promise were ever tested, but hey! Europe's BETTER THAN AMERICA. They're superior culturally and ethically! Except they've made an infinitely more ridiculous promise to their citizens while staring down their noses at the bailout plan.
Hypocrites. In other news, the dollar is kicking the Euro's ass, because with those promises Berlin has effectively declared the currency worthless. The US may borrow big but at least we aren't giving up on fiat.

Monday, October 06, 2008


Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It
September 29, 2008 Issue 44•40

NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. "I acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change. The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to take it," read a statement released by the band's lead singer, Dee Snider. "To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all." Bassist Mark "the Animal" Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster in Rye, NY.

Friday, October 03, 2008

"Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." - Mencken
Wenatchee teen accused of assaulting allergic victim with peanut butter
by The Associated Press
Friday October 03, 2008, 6:06 AM

A 19-year-old accused of smearing peanut butter on the forehead of a fellow high school student with a peanut allergy has been charged with assault, the Wenatchee World is reporting.
Joshua Hickson of Malaga was charged this week by a city prosecutor. If convicted of the gross misdemeanor, he could face a maximum year in jail and a $5,000 fine.
Police Sgt. Cherie Smith says the targeted student had no allergic reaction.
According to a police report, Hickson was eating lunch Sept. 8 at Wenatchee High School when he heard a conversation that indicated a male student sitting next to him was allergic to peanuts. Officer Steve Evitt says that Hickson smeared his fingers with peanut butter from someone's sandwich and wiped it on the allergic student's forehead.
The officer says Hickson said he didn't think anything would happen.
Hickson was suspended from school; school administrators refused to comment on his current
status.--

The Associated Press

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Rescue Plan Hits Bull's-Eye for Kids' Arrow-Makers (Update2)
By Ryan J. Donmoyer

Oct. 2 (Bloomberg) -- Rose City Archery Inc., an Oregon company that makes arrows used by children, hit a bull's-eye with the Senate's approval of a measure that would rescue Wall Street banks.
A provision repealing a 39-cent excise tax on wooden arrows designed for children was attached to an historic $700 billion financial-markets rescue that passed last night by a vote of 74- 25. The provision, reported earlier on the Web site Dealbreaker, was originally proposed by Oregon senators Ron Wyden and Gordon Smith. It will save manufacturers such as Rose City Archery in Myrtle Point, Oregon, about $200,000 a year.
It's one of dozens of tax breaks benefiting Hollywood producers, stock-car racetrack owners and Virgin Islands rum- makers included in the broader legislation in an effort to win support from House Republicans, whose defection contributed to a rejection of an earlier version of the legislation earlier this week on a 228-205 vote.
``This is how Washington works,'' said Keith Ashdown, chief investigator at Taxpayers for Common Sense, a Washington research group. ``A big pot of pork is their recipe for final passage.''
Representatives for Wyden, a Democrat, and Smith, a Republican, didn't immediately return calls seeking comment. Wyden voted against the bailout measure last night and Smith voted for it. Jerry Dishion, president of Rose City Archery, was in meetings and unavailable to comment, a receptionist at the company said.
`Extenders'
Most of the provisions are part of a package of measures known as ``extenders'' because they are renewed for only a few years at a time.
Popular with lawmakers, the provisions include a research tax credit worth about $8.3 billion a year for companies such as Microsoft Corp. and Harley-Davidson Inc., and subsidies for the overseas financial services earnings of U.S.-based multinational corporations such as General Electric Co. and Citigroup Inc.
The tax package also would spare 24 million American households from a scheduled increase in the alternative minimum tax amounting to $62 billion this year and renew about $17 billion of incentives to promote energy production from renewable sources such as solar and wind.
Nascar Tracks
Other, smaller provisions, such as one that will save Nascar track builders $109 million this year, have been staples of the tax code since 2004 or earlier. They periodically expire and are renewed, and include hundreds of millions of dollars of tax incentives for companies that invest on Indian reservations, in the District of Columbia, and American Samoa. Other breaks would subsidize renovations of restaurant franchises and cut import duties on wool and wood.
Several others are new provisions, including two tax breaks worth $478 million over the next decade for movie and television producers who shoot films in the United States. The legislation would allow filmmakers to qualify for a 3 percentage-point reduction from the 35 percent top tax rate approved in 2004 for domestic manufacturers.
The package also renews a $33 million break for companies that invest in American Samoa, a benefit targeted at tuna canners such as Del Monte Foods Co., which owns the Star-Kist tuna brand, and is based in House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco district.
Boy Scout Arrows
The arrows provision seeks to reverse an anomaly in a 2004 law that created the 39 cent excise tax on the weapons. Intended for more expensive arrows, the tax also applies to arrows used by Boy Scouts and other youth organizations that cost about 30 cents a piece. Ten manufacturers in nine U.S. states stand to benefit from the change, according to a description of the legislation from Wyden's office.
Michael Steel, a spokesman for House Minority Leader John Boehner, said the inclusion of the tax breaks ``will increase the appeal of the package for our members.''
The Congressional Budget Office said yesterday the tax provisions will add about $112 billion to budget deficits over the next five years because the legislation doesn't contain enough offsetting revenue increases to keep the budget balanced.
The biggest revenue-raising provision in the bill would cost managers of hedge funds about $25 billion over the next decade by prohibiting an accounting technique they currently use to defer for as long as 10 years U.S. taxes on their income earned in foreign countries, usually tax havens such as the Cayman Islands.

To contact the reporters on this story: Ryan J. Donmoyer in Washington at rdonmoyer@bloomberg.net Last Updated: October 2, 2008 13:59 EDT

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