Vegas for the Cheap at Heart
Some people call it the City of Lights. We call it the City of Free Lightbulbs. Folks ask if you can live in Vegas on only one quarter a day and the answer is "absolutely," but you have to win a jackpot with it. Failing that, you can cut corners with the tips and tricks we've learned from years of living low on the hog (like near the teats).
Free Crap - This is where you get the freebies like keychains, photos, mardi gras beads and coffee mugs.
Free Eats - Want some free hot dogs, popcorn, drinks and ice cream sundaes? Well, click here and strap on the feedbag.
Free to See - The casinos will do anything to get you through their doors, including offer all kinds of free entertainment, from pirate battles and water fountains to full-blown stage revues.
Cheap Eats - You might not eat well, but you can certainly eat cheap, from $1 breakfasts to $3 steak dinners.
Gamble Cheap - Penny slots, quarter craps, dime roulette and dollar blackjack. These are the places where you can lose less quickly. Before you spend a dime, be sure to check out our highly "scientific" nickel test.
Sleep Cheap - Rooms for less than $25 on the weekends? It's true and sometimes you don't even share the bed with a rat. This is our list of the most likely places to get a good deal on a room.
Trip Reports - It's almost like you're with us on one of our journeys into the bowels of the city, except that you don't have to get drunk and argue with a lamppost.
The Lucky Ned IncrediSystems Institute - Lucky Ned is the world's foremost research authority on drunken, intuition-based gambling advice. Blackjack, Roulette, Craps, Keno.
Encyclopedia Vegasana - A comprehensive list of Vegas terms we either made up or heard and liked so much we stole. And you can suggest your own.
Old Lady Playing Keno Jokes - 50+ riddles about the female fans of the bouncing balls. Okay, so we went overboard.
Lucky Links - Scan our hand-picked selection of Las Vegas web sites. We weeded out the junk so you wouldn't have to.
Strip Map, Downtown Map and Off-Strip Map - Get your bearings with our colorful, hot-linked maps.
Why not check out the lovely selection in the Las Vegas Library? Las Vegas just isn't as much fun unless you intellectualize the heck out of it.
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