Tuesday, May 02, 2006

According to two people who are familiar with Jones’s affidavit on the subject, Jones lists three “distinguishing characteristics” of the President’s erect penis: it is about five inches long; it has the circumference of a quarter; and it angles to one side.

— “Casting Stones,” by Jeffrey Toobin, The New Yorker, Nov. 3, 1997

1 comment:

Fry Pan said...

She just described my thumb

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