BURRITO IN MASKED MOLESTER'S TIGHTS
By TODD VENEZIA

X-MAN:A bar-spangled "Captain America" (above) got busted for fondling a woman and showing her his burrito during a boozy Florida jaunt. Cops said the superzero's secret identity is Dr. Raymond Adamcik.


April 25, 2007 -- A doctor in a Captain America costume went from superhero to super villain when he stuffed a burrito in his tights and groped a woman in a bar, cops said.
Dr. Raymond Adamcik - who hails from New Jersey and attended the state's University of Medicine - was busted Saturday while partying with a group of doctors all dressed as comic-book characters in Melbourne, Fla., according to published reports.
Things got ugly when he and his costumed comrades arrived by bus at the On Tap Café for a few libations.
"It was just a group of doctors that were traveling throughout the city going from bar to bar," a Melbourne police spokeswoman told a local TV station.
The red-white-and-blue-clad "captain" allegedly staggered up to a woman, pointed out the Mexican delicacy in his spandex pants and grabbed her in a private place.
Her boyfriend turned into the real hero when he fought off the mauling medic, knocking him to the ground before calling cops.
Police had trouble finding the real perp because so many of the other doctors at the party were also dressed as Captain America.
The officers had to take everyone dressed as the patriotic hero - at least five revelers - out of the bar and place them in an impromptu line-up.
The victim picked out Adamcik as the graphic groper.
"I guess when you add liquor and superhero costumes, it creates stuff like this," tavern owner Darlene Munson told the Orlando Sentinel.
The Brevard County, Fla., doctor allegedly made things worse for himself when he was caught trying to flush a marijuana joint down a toilet in the town's jail.
The internal-medicine doc - who had reportedly never been in trouble before - was charged with battery, disorderly conduct and drug possession.