In honor of Kim Jong-Il:

• 5'2" and wears 4" lifts.


• According to propaganda in NK, neither he or his father urinate or defecate.


• Over 7000+ Mercedes automobiles. in 1998 he is said to have ordered 200 S Class Mercedes at $100,000 each. Critics say that this $20 million was one-fifth of the total aid promised to North Korea in 1998 by the United Nations. One-third of North Koreans receive UN food aid every year.


• Afraid to fly, travels by armoured train and uses silver chopsticks to thwart poisen


• In 1994, Hennessy said that Kim Jong-il was its best customer for cognac for two years running, switching from Hennessy VSOP to $630-a-bottle Hennessy Paradis in 1992. When doctors told him to stop smoking, all senior officers in his army were required to quit with him.


• Birth greated by double rainbow and bright start in sky (!)


• He is said to have a library of 20,000 Hollywood movies and to have even written a book on the cinema. He even went so far as to engineer the kidnapping, in 1978, of a South Korean film director and his girlfriend.


• Claimed to have 11 holes-in-one in a single round of golf.


• According to a Newsweek report, he has been married four times and favours Scandinavian blondes. He created `pleasure teams' to `service' him and his father when he was a young man, and often has parties in his seven-storey pleasure palace surrounded by women.


• His wine cellar reportedly contains nearly 10,000 bottles, his library thousands of cookbooks and texts on gastronomy. An institute in Pyongyang, the capital, staffed by some of North Korea’s best-trained doctors, is devoted to ensuring that Kim eats not only the most delectable but also the most healthful foods – “The purpose of the institute is 100% to prolong the life of Kim Jong Il,” said Seok Young Hwan, a physician who worked there and later defected to South Korea. He said 200 professionals were working just in the division that handled Kim’s diet.


• Has written 400 operas!