NORRIS 'FACTS' ARE A REAL KICK
ACTION icon Chuck Norris isn't sure what to make of a hysterical list of "facts" about him making the rounds on the Web. The absurdist send-up, titled "Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts," lists the butt-kicking B-lister's imaginary attributes, with particular emphasis on his penchant for delivering roundhouse kicks to the face. Selections include: "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming 'Law & Order' are trademarked names for his left and right legs;" "The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain;" and, "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried." On his Web site yesterday, the "Walker Texas Ranger" actor posted his "Response to the 'Random Facts' that are Being Generated on the Internet." "Some are funny. Some are pretty far out," Norris writes.
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