Monday, August 22, 2005

A Great Offer From Craig's List PDX

Reply to: anon-92690880@craigslist.orgDate: 2005-08-22, 12:20PM PDTIF . OK, here's the deal, I am a married women who wants to have great sex with a real man. My husband is 76 years old. I married for money. He married for a trophy wife (I am 5'8" 135#, blonde, blue, very fit, well pampered, a few surgeries, ongoing maintenence - think Sharon Stone) He spends most of his time in Vegas. I spend most of my time in this big house, alone. I am staying in this marraige until the end, until I get what's mine. I want to get out of this house! I want a companion to escort me around town (disguised as my assitant), to my vacation homes in the desert and Hawaii, on trips etc. You will travel seperately (at my expense) and we will meet discreetly at our destination. I will give you an allowance for the time we can't be together. You must be able to travel with 24 hours notice and able to be away for up to a month at a time. You must have impeccable social skills and be naturally goodlooking, in shape and well groomed. Be advised now that before we ever meet, I will have an investigator do a thorough background check on you, which will include your criminal history, credit history, medical / mental health history. You will also need a passport. You will also be required to sign a contract / confidentiality agreement of which the elements of will be detailed by my attorney. Apply by return email. The basic requirements listed above are not negotiable. If you don't meet them don't respond. I am not looking for love, this is for companionship only. This could be long term or short term depending on the events naturally occurring in the course of life which are beyond my control. In other words, you are disposable and I will **NOT** tolerate any emotional connection between us whatsoever. More details to follow in private correspondence.

1 comment:

Fry Pan said...

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