Some great quotes from Dave;
"Do I ever get turned down by women? I never ask."
"When you're on the road for nine months a year and you always have these cute little chiquitas running around in their halter tops, it's kind of hard to worry about things like nuclear proliferation."
"Hey, your girlfriend was partying with us backstage before the show, and she had a message for ya: 'mmfp mmf umf fmff mmm.'"
"After you take out the managers' percentage, the agents' percentage, the money for the roadies, the lighting, the trucks, the buses, the sound and everything, the most I'll probably see as far as money goes after it's all said and done, is...an island."
"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money."
"I used to jog but the ice-cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."
"Always had it, always WILL have it!"
'Whatever guy said that money don't but you pleasure didn't know where to go shopping'
"I approach my concerts as if I were having a first date with a woman. I ask myself, `Would I still be here if I were blind? "
"A lot of people think that a VH tour is just one long orgy with a few stops on stage in between. Well, let me tell you - they're right."
"I don't get all the women that I want...I get all the women that want me!
"I was with a girl not terribly long ago and she said "Mr. Roth, I think you�re the oldest person I've ever been with." I said "Honey I was gonna say the same thing to you."
"I've been going steady with my girlfriend for maybe two, maybe three... days!"
"We get to the hotel, there's people partyin' in the parking lot, people gettin' down in the elevator, wow! I swear to God I had this one chick, this chick was poundin' on my door, she was kickin' and screamin' at my door 'til about 6.30 this morning. Finally, I just said, "Fuck it! and let her out of my room"
"Nothing in here is worth dying for"- message on DLR's gate
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it"
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!"
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