ATHLETES WITH ILLEGITIMATE KIDSTHE HEAVYWEIGHTSShawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning.Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. "Heck I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!"Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.Ray Charles - Not an athlete, but still had 9 illegitimate kids and 12 total, which is quite impressive. Being blind must have made it tough to get that condom on.UPDATE: Don't know how we missed this - thanks to a reader for pointing this out to us - Calvin Murphy reportedly had 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. Wow.THE MIDDLEWEIGHTSLarry Johnson - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUPWillis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies.THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUPWalter HerrmannPeja StojakovicWizards Coach Eddie JordanNHL player Daniel AlfredssonNHL player Richard ZednikMike MillerTHE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUPSteve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.Larry BirdIsiah ThomasJim PalmerPete RoseTHE GETTING A HEAD START GROUPGary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUPElijah Dukes - recently impregnated a 17-year-old foster child.THE QB KIDS GROUPMatt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another.Tom Brady - his is on the way.GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KIDAntawn JamisonChipper JonesDeShawn StevensonCliff FloydMark Messier Brian UrlacherRae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.Oscar De La Hoya Juan GonzalezAndre RisonDavid JusticeAlonzo Spellman Dave Meggett Gary Payton - If the glove doesn't fit... Stephon Marbury Jason Kidd Allen IversonLatrell Sprewell Juwan HowardKenny AndersonScottie Pippen Hakeem Olajuwon Patrick EwingRandy Johnson - by reader request. We missed him.So in other words, the moral of the story is wrap it up tight. Unless you're a professional athlete. Then just do whatever the hell you want.-WCK
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