Monday, February 28, 2005

Music Appreciation Made Easy

As I was lying in bed last night the talk radio program which I was listening to ended before I was asleep, to my horror a blues hour came next. I hate the blues. However since I sleep in a tent and a dark cold shop separated me from the stereo (I had left my remote next to the stereo), I could not muster the energy to leave my electric blanketted sleep cave. I layed there through a few song suffering. Someone had these blues, which may have been worse than those blues, but they also had the can't remember shit blues. It was a fucking nightmare. I was just about to give up and leave the tent, then out of laziness I devised a new game. I first imagined that the musicians singing were white cpa's, then they became Ex-presidents. This was hilarous, I highly recommend it. I could see them all making orgasmic facial expressions as they played. The last thing I remember them morphing into were my dead pets. I mention this technique because I think it may work in any situation where you are being exposed to music you don't like. I know this has been a problem for me in the past.

2 comments:

Package said...

Sleep cave? Tent? The blues? We need an explanation!

walker said...

MY bed is inside a six man tent. I sleep really well, I highly recommend it. I find a bedroom too distracting, with the lamp, clock, tv... It is like a canopy bed for big boys. Tres romantic, like fort building but sturdier.

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