Mr Burns

-"Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time."
-"It's ironic, that this anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail! That's democracy for you."
-"You're not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates."
-"Ah, but I'd trade it all for a little more."
-"Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun."
-"Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."
-"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. "
-"I've tried every potion and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy."
-"Smithers, get me some strike breakers. The kind they had in the 30s."
-"Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We both made shells for the Nazis. But mine worked, dammit!"
-"I could crush him like an ant. But I won't. I'll bide my time until he least expects then... oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant."
-"You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate. And revulcanize my tires, post haste!"
-"Cheating is the gift man gives himself."