Free blow and a Texas sized Rack

"So we are all whoring it up at the Rainbow in Hollywood a couple weeks ago, when i was approached in the mens room by the one and only Anna Nicole Smith. First she offers me some blow, and before I have a chance to refuse, she pulls it out of her handbag, only to spill most of it on the floor and lose her balance and slip half way into what was probably some dude's piss. At this point I am just laughing right in this woman's face as I help her up and realize that she is so fucked up that she probably doesn't even realize she is in the men's bathroom. Right then I was content with thinking that this experience is almost over as I am planning my polite escape back into the club, when all of a sudden she asks me the GOLDEN QUESTION. What might this question be you ask? Well, Anna Nicole Smith grabs my arm (half out of intensity of what she is about to ask me, and half to maintain balance and not to fall down again) and asks, 'Who is that boy sitting next to you outside?' that boy? I'm thinkin, what fuckin BOY can this crazy lady be talkin' about.... the only person I was sitting next to was [Casey] Chaos [AMEN singer].... so I go on to describe Casey to her, and she just begins nodding her head and smiling this big stupid grin. At this point I feel like I have won the lottery and quickly rush her out off the bathroom to introduce her to our unsuspecting friend, Casey Chaos. What followed was utterly fucking priceless."

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