How to love a woman and scold a child

Third Friend of Brasky: You know how Brasky served three tours in 'Nam?
Fourth Friend of Brasky: Uh-huh!
Third Friend of Brasky: Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!
First Friend of Brasky: To William Robert Brasky!
Second Friend of Brasky: Oh, yeah!
Fourth Friend of Brasky: Hey, you ever go camping with Brasky?
Third Friend of Brasky: Many times.
First Friend of Brasky: I went camping with Brasky, his wife, and his daughter Debbie!
Third Friend of Brasky: Debbie Brasky?
First Friend of Brasky: Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
Fourth Friend of Brasky: I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.
First Friend of Brasky: His favorite movie is "One on One" with Robby Benson.
Fourth Friend of Brasky: Bill Brasky once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!
Second Friend of Brasky: I have that tape!
Guy At Bar: [ turning around ] So do I!